Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds. Cashier: Are you 18? Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

ruinedchildhood:

yo yo yo let it go

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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supermoclel:

thatonesuperwholockian:

supermoclel:

oh you had a bad day???????? WELL 2014 years ago the dinosaurs went instinct on this very day. think before u speak

…..sweetheart, I think you are mistaken.

listen sweetie(: im a dinosaur scientist i know what i’m talking about



Emma Roberts & Evan Peters at Day 3 of the 2014 Coachella Music Festival - 4/13/14
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